Yay for the ‘first day’ of school!
At last, the day you have dreamed of since giving birth to that teeny tiny screaming bundle of joy has arrived! The OFFICIAL START to his education! Sure you’ve read to him hours a day for the last three years (or you tried anyway when they weren’t running a Grey’s Anatomy marathon), curbed his television time to keep his precious brain from melting (except for that one time you got pregnant), bought him every educational toy and flash card and Baby Einstein video on the market (just kidding) but TODAY IS THE DAY!
It’s the chance of a lifetime to pour everything you know and everything you wish you knew into someone whose mind-up til this point-is filled primarily with the various body styles of matchbox cars. He will stay seated! He will read his books in an organized fashion! He will put his teeny tiny hand over his heart and…
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